You Want To Sell What?

I don’t know about you, but I usually look for key pieces of information when I’m about to drop $200 on a carpet. Things like:

What color is it?
What size is it?
Is the pile thick and cushy, or rough and nubbly?
Is it stain-resistant?

“Colorful design” is a start, but what colors are we talking here? Day-glo [...]

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This is a man who knows what he wants: chickens. A real no-nonsense sort, he doesn’t bother with small talk or waste your time telling you the reason he is in need of chickens. I mean, do you really care? Of course not–you’re neck-deep in chickens, and this guy can help you out. You should [...]

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Here’s the ad that started it all.
Now, I love a bargain just as much as the next person, and I appreciate the value of a good vibrator. But who on earth would buy a vibrator out of the classifieds? And for $40, no less? If I was that badly in need of a vibrator, I [...]

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